Ariion Kathleen Brindley


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Literary Agents email addresses


If you've written a story or a novel, click Literary Agents email addresses to see a list of literary agents' e-mail addresses
These are non-fee agents and if they have a website, you will see a link to the website listed next to the agent's email address







The Things We Learned in College



How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.

How do you get holy water?
Boil the hell out of it.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.

What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese.

What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?
Quatro sinko.

What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A pool table.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.

Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him.

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
They all have phones.

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.

What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the post office?
They're hiring.

What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
Sanka.




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Editor


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Writers Free Reference


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Hannibal


Click to see Hannibal's Elephant Girl, a new novel by Ariion Kathleen Brindley





Jokes and Funny Stories


Do you need a good laugh? click Over 200 jokes and funny stories to see a wide variety of fun