The Inheritance



An old Italian mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his ded. "Grandson, I wanna you lissina to me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. Howa about you leava me your Rolex watch instead."

"You lissina to me. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lots a money, a big home and maybe a couple of bambino. Somma day you gonna coma home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man. " Whatta you gonna do then..pointa to your watch and say, Times Up ?"

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