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The Amazing Talking Dog
In D.C., a guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale."
He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog
is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and
sees a black mutt just sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"So, what's your story?"
The dog looks up and says, "Well, I discovered my
gift of speech pretty young and I wanted to help the
government, so I told the CIA, and in no time they
had me jetting from country to country, sitting
in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one
figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of
their most valuable spies eight years running."
"The jetting around really tired me out, and I
knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle
down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some
undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious
characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible
dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals."
"Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the
owner what he wants for the dog.
The owner says, "Ten dollars."
"This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you
selling him so cheaply?"
"'Cause he's a liar. He didn't do any of that stuff!"
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