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Cake or Bed
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrups.
"Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now."
He looks at her and says, angrily, "Fix the lights now? Does it look like I have
GE written on my forehead? I don't think so."
"Fine."
Then his wife asks, "Well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right."
To which he replied, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Westinghouse
written on my forehead? I don't think so."
"Fine."
She says, "Then could you at least fix the steps to the front door? They are about
to break."
"I'm not a damm carpenter and I don't fix steps," He sayd. "Does it look like I have
Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I don't think so."
"I've had enough of you," he said, "I'm going to the bar!"
So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours. Soon he starts to feel guilty about
how he treated his wife and decides to go home.
As he walks up to the house he notices that the steps are already fixed.
As he enters the house he sees the hall light is working.
As he goes to get a beer he noitces the fridge door is fixed.
"Honey," he asks, "how'd all this get fixed?"
She said, "Well, after you left I sat outside and cried. Then a nice young
man came along and asked me what was wrong. I told him and he offered
to do all the repairs and all I had to do was either go to bed with him
or bake a cake."
The husband said, "So what kind of cake did you bake?"
She replied, "Helloooooo... Do you see Betty Crocker Written on my forehead? I don't think so."
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