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Our Government?
GOVERNMENT EMBLEM
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an
Eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's
political stance. A condom stands up to inflation, halts production,
destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives
you
a sense of security while you're actually being screwed. Damn, it
just
doesn't get more accurate than that.
TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a
Courthouse
is because you cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not
Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of
lawyers,
judges and politicians ... it creates a hostile work environment.
ZERO GRAVITY
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered
that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this
problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a
pen
that writes in zero gravity, upside-down, on almost any surface
including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to
over
300 C. The Russians used a pencil. Your taxes are due again--enjoy
paying them
COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government
can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the
stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. And they also
tracked
her calves to their stalls. But yet they are unable to locate 11
million
illegal aliens wandering around our country.
CONSTITUTION
"They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't
we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys,
it's worked for over 200 years and Hell, we're not using it anymore."
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