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Tonto & The Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got
their
tent all set up, they fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes The Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabi, look
towards sky, what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars.
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute, and then says, "Astronomically
speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially
billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me Saturn is in Leo. Time
wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the
morning.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small
and
insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day
tomorrow.
What's it tell you, Tonto?"
Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabi, you dumb
ass. Someone
has stolen tent"
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