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Damn Dog
A woman goes to her boyfriends' parents' house for Easter
dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family, and she
is very nervous.
They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is
beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness
and the broccoli casserole.
The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no
other choice, she decides to relieve hersel a bit and lets out
a
dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the
poof. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her
boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been
snoozing under the woman's chair, and said in a rather stern
voice, "Skippy!"
The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across
her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the
pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a
much
louder and longer rrrriiip. The father again looked and the dog
and yelled, "Dammit, Skippy!"
Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!" A few minutes
later the woman had to let another rip. This time she didn't even
think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle
blowing.
Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled,
"Dammit Skippy, get away from her, before she shits on you!"
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