Two Blondes and an I.D.



A blonde police officer pulls over a blonde in a convertible sports car for speeding. The police officer walked over to the car and asked the blonde driver for some I.D.

The blonde convertible driver searched through her purse in vain. Finally she asked, "What does it look like?"

The blonde police officer told her "It's that thing with your picture on it."

The blonde driver searched for a few more seconds, pulled out her compact, opened it, and sure enough saw her picture. She handed the compact to the blonde cop.

After a few seconds of looking at the compact, the blonde cop rolled her eyes, handed the compact back to the blonde convertible driver and said, "If you had told me you were a police officer when I first pulled you over we could have avoided this whole thing."

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