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Difference between potentially and realistically
A young boy went up to his father and asked him,
"Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"
The father thoughtfor a moment, then answered,
"Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars."
"Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars",
and then, ask your brother
"if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
Come back and tell me what you learn from that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked,
"Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million dollars?"
The mother replied, "Of course I would! We
could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a
great University!"
The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?"
The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him
in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?!"
The boy then went to his brother! and asked, "Would you sleep with
Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million
bucks would buy?"
The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his
dad.
His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between
potentially and realistically?"
The boy replied, "Yes... potentially, you and I are sitting on three
million dollars.............. but realistically,......
we're living with two sluts and a queer"
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