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Latest scam
The latest scam in the Ft Lauderdale, Florida area which is happening at the Galleria Mall.
Two good looking 18 year old women come to your car as you are parking your car;
One starts wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, the other comes to your window saying 'hi' while
bending over with her breasts almost coming out of her blouse, impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say no and beg you for a ride to the Town Square Mall.
You agree and tell them to sit in the back. On the way they start having sex in the back seat.
Then one of them performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I was assaulted last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday.
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