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Funny Stories and Jokes
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Did I read it right?
Just in case Batman forgets?
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Well, thank goodness! Up until now, only 36% of women have been able to find this.
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Excuse me?
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Interesting marketing angle!
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Then, how should I get in? Maybe the exit?
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Hope the emergency's not too urgent!
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Sounds tasty doesn't it?
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What?
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And you thought that particular personality trait wouldn't look good on your resume...
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Hygiene is important.
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It's a man's dream come true.
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McDeath?
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Geez, not even an emergency phone?
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To calm those stressed rabbits.
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NO! The other right!
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Oops, not secret anymore!
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Another dream come true...
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A fine example of rocket science
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