Ariion Kathleen Brindley


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Literary Agents email addresses


If you've written a story or a novel, click Literary Agents email addresses to see a list of literary agents' e-mail addresses
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Ten Things I Hate About Your Book

An editor's advice for aspiring writers

Ten Things I Hate



The hard truths about your book that your mother wouldn't tell you



But I will

Because

If you want to be published, you need to know



                          Bullet Chapter 1. Oh, those beautiful green eyes

                          Bullet Chapter 2. Hey guess what I'm writing in a new style no commas

                          Bullet Chapter 3. "I will write in any style I want," he warned. "I hope you do," she urged

                          Bullet Chapter 4. Yes, I think foreshadowing is defined as walking down the street with the sun at your back

                          Bullet Chapter 5. How many subplots did you say you have? Only fourteen?

                          Bullet Chpater 6. I do like Shakespeare, but he used so many clichés

                          Bullet Chapter 7. Adverbs! I threateningly reached for my red pencil

                          BulletChapter 8. This head-hoping is great, he thought. Hmm, she said to herself, I wonder if he's thinking of POV ping-pong

                          Bullet Chapter 9. Grammar? That's so yesterday. But, whatever

                          Bullet Chapter 10. Spelling? I like to envent new words




Written by Ariion Kathleen Brindley

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If you've written a story or a novel, click Literary Agents email addresses to see a list of literary agents' e-mail addresses



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Editor


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Writers Free Reference


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Hannibal


Click to see Hannibal's Elephant Girl, a new novel by Ariion Kathleen Brindley





Jokes and Funny Stories


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